Apron — "I'm Not Doing The Dishes" Funny Kitchen Apron, Gag Gift for Cooks & Home Chefs
One size / Black
$32.99
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This apron brings a dry sense of humor to the kitchen while keeping clothes spotless. Made from a fine-weave polyester canvas with a foamed lining, it feels soft against the skin and resists everyday messes — from sauces to paint splatters. The bold, straightforward text reads like a one-line household decree, making it a playful statement for anyone who cooks, bakes, grills, or hosts. Adjustable tie-back straps and five strap color options let you dial in comfort and subtle style. Assembled in the USA with bright, long-lasting printing, this apron stands up to repeated wear and still looks clean and confident.
Product features
- 100% polyester canvas with foamed lining for a soft, textured feel
- Stain-resistant surface protects clothing from spills and art messes
- Tie-back closure for adjustable, comfortable fit
- Vibrant, long-lasting full-color print using advanced techniques
- One size (31.5" x 25.6") with five strap color choices (black, white, beige, blue, pink)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
Apron — "I'm Not Doing The Dishes" Funny Kitchen Apron, Gag Gift for Cooks & Home Chefs
$32.99
Sale price
$32.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% polyester canvas with foamed lining for a soft, textured feel
- Stain-resistant surface protects clothing from spills and art messes
- Tie-back closure for adjustable, comfortable fit
- Vibrant, long-lasting full-color print using advanced techniques
- One size (31.5" x 25.6") with five strap color choices (black, white, beige, blue, pink)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle